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boy-aaj to 5rs.k 3 sntre mil gye
girl-wo kese
boy-5rs.ka ek usne diya,ek me uthakr bhag gya \or ek usne muhe fenk k mara,to wo v utha laya
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
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pehle JADOO aur ab .PK ko dekhne k bad, ek stya ka ehsas hua h..
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acche alians bharat ate h aur bure alians amerika pr hmla krte h
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Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2015
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ek admi sdk pe shrav peeke ja rha hota h to dusra shrabi usse puchta h to ghimte hue kyi chl rha h to dusra shrabee bolta h are me ghumte hue ni chl rha me to khda hu but ye dhrti ghumte hue chl rhi h
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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jyotisi to btaiye aap apne pti k bare me kya janna chahti h,ptni-ni,muje to sirf unki pichli jindgi k bare me btaiye
phr me unka bhavisy tey krungi
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu,
tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic
surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye
thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa
raha hoon!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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girl
Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai
car main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno !
kya tum ek haath se garri chala
saktay ho ?”
“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher
se kaha.
Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir
doosray haath se apni naak saaf
kar lo.”
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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There were 2 Sardar Jees going for
fishing. One of the Sardar Jee
notices a boy drowning. He looks up
to the sky and says “ Hey Raba
please protect the small boy“
The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up
and dives into the water to rescue
the boy.
When the Sardar Jee gets near to
the boy he notices lot of people has
surrounded him.
The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh
Gee Hoya? “
The man, who was a producer replies
“Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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boy
Girl : If you will try to kiss me main
shor macha dungi
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi
hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi
padegi.
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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banta
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein
susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher
tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle
tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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girl
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne
gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye
kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh
kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte
hai mera number iss ne kis naam se
save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe
likh raha tha “Murgha No.5?
Calling”.
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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wife
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati
hai……Doosari bigarti hai to
“SHUROO” ho jati hai”
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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krish
Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki
woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par
khada kar dega!
Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye
mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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One day James Bond goes to buy a
pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs.
for the pan but James Bond gives
him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the
rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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santa
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa
Singh searching high and low all
around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching
for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you
think that there are hidden camera
here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly
what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, You are
watching the Star World channel.
How does he know that
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
More Pappu Joke
pappu
Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya
karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya
hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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larest
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh
kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek
train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke
log sawar thy..
Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor
ke batien kar rahe thhe.
Upar ke birth par so rahe ek
brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho
rahi thhi.
Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole,
“pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad
aur aab samajbaad ayega.”
Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya,
“bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to
mujhe thora jaga dena
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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saas
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di
hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal
sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant
diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi
chabba sakti kya!!!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh
liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke
naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya
kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua
aya aur bola…
“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne
murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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santa
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat
mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya,
Ab aap hamein khush karo.
Toh banta utha aur khud nachne
laga.
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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naukar
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu
ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha
ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
wife
A man and his wife were seeking a
divorce at a local court. But the
custody of their child posed a
problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and
protested to the judge that since
she had brought the child into this
world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his
child . The judge asked for his side of
the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the
man rose from his chair and argued,
“Your Honour, when I put a dollar
in a vending machine and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong
to me or to the machine?”
Hai koi jawaab???
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur
gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha
rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi
maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “ Pora cycle mar
deya abhi break mar kar kia faida
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke
aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke
hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke
tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun
kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke
chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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wife
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha
hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi
ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj
tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi
celebration!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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bond
James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to
Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes
the initiative to converse with James
Bond.
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond!
James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.
Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat
Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera
Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera
Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera
Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera
Venkat Prasad!
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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pappu
A policeman caught a Pathan driver
stopping the bus at the road and
began asking questions:
Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe
bus Kyun rok di?”
Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya
hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh
samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop”
Toh humne rok diya
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss
bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs
tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs
toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum
bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh
murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na
plz?
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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girl
Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein
sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine
kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya.
Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne
phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le
liya aur who phans gaye bichari
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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pappu
History teacher: Bachcho, tum sabko
pata hai kya ki Napoleon Bonaparte
ke dictionary mein 'impossible'
shabd hi nahi tha.
Pappu: Jaane do na sir. Printing
mistake hogi!
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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The Story So Far
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of
the 15 questions correct and has
used all his lifelines except for
“50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th
Question now which is for 25 Lacs.
Let’s see what happens next
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
